Bedroom Eyes with Firmoo

A few months ago, I decided to jump on the Firmoo bandwagon and

I am so glad that I did. Firmoo contacted me and sent me the glasses of my choice, for free!...............................

Confession:

I do not have an astigmatism

 I do not need glasses for any vision impairment reasons at all

I have 20/20 vision

My Firmoo glasses were supposed to be for bedroom use only.

Call it roll playing if you want.

Hot for Teacher

Naughty Secretary

Horny Hermoine (from Harry Potter of course)

Except my glasses never really got much of that action.

Instead, I found another use for them.

I wear them at work as safety glasses. So,

no handcuffs, no edible undies, no ruler spankings just drool, Novocaine and oral hygiene instructions.

Recently as I was leaving the house to go to work, and I was reprimanded by J for letting these glasses get more work action and less bedroom action. I defended myself with fancy words like universal precautions and blood born pathogens, but he wasn't having any of it. 

Bottom line, whether you need glasses for work, play or for actual aid in vision impairment Firmoo

is the place for one stop shopping! They offer free glasses (prescriptions too) with just a shipping charge!   

  
Linking up with Yoga Pants! 
 

 

SPDL At Home Shellac

Expensive Shellac manicures have been an ongoing argument in my house. I'm not allowed to do them during football season because I just peel it off while watching the Patriots! 

But it also seems that any other time, I'm always busted for picking it off lol.
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So instead of paying $40 for a manicure and Shellac that I just peel off in 7 days, I decided to buy the necessities and do it at home. Investment opportunist!

I bought the light and the power cord at Sallys for around $30. The light it self was on sale for $18 and I had a $5 off coupon and the cashiers gave me 20% off my total! (They sell the power cord separately...weird)

I bought the goods at Sally's as well. They carry the brand "Gelish", which has a great selection of colors.
 
Here is what you will need.

-Foundation paint

-A petal for your thoughts (color)

-Top coat paint
-orange wood stick
-rubbing alcohol

Here's the DIY

1. Give your self a little mani/pedi

2. Wipe your nails down with Alcohol

     3. Paint on the foundation, make sure you get the very tippity tips of your nails and keep it off of the skin! 

4. Cure it (1 minute)

  5. This next step is super important. Re wipe your toes with the alcohol pad. The foundation will still be slightly tacky.

6. Paint the color of your choice with the same technique as the foundation!

 7. Cure now for 3 minutes. (darker colors are 3 minutes and lighter colors are only 2)

8. Top Coat paint time with using same technique

 9. Cure for another 3 minutes

10. Polish up toes with a heavily soaked alcohol swab and VIOLA

 AT HOME SHELLAC PEDI!

Just be careful not to bump your toes under the light like me. This light isn't the great for pedi's but it's awesome for shellac manicures.
*Make sure that you have wine for this project. It takes about 1 hour to complete.

There is a great cheat sheet on the back of the Gelish light box and a "how to" manual at Sallys that is free when you buy the products! 

  It's also in a few languages
 Check me out on instagram for some shellac manicure pics! 
 

   

Fun Times Shenanigans!!!

Finally a real blog post!!! I swore to myself that I would blog this week and get back to a yeast-free diet too. My vacation had me consuming copious amounts of fruity cocktails and carbohydrates, but hey that's what vacation is about right? 

This post may be a photo dump....

I bought these beauties on Friday

Friday we had Tex/Mex night with friends. I have 1 picture of this because I feel like the damn paparazzi when I'm around people. I'm the only one in my group of friends that blog and I'm pretty sure that they think I'm wacky.

  

Saturday I had the house to myself for a few hours. I Got in an hour of cardio and then I enjoyed 4 episodes of Chuck Bass, sauvignon blanc, cheese and crackers!

Saturday night we went out on a double date to this place called "The Cabin". It's our new favorite spot to eat. Not a great atmosphere but great food. And apparently we didn't eat enough because on the way home, we bought this sucker from 7/11. It was either a $1 a slice of $7 for a whole FRESH pizza. This baby cooked in 90 seconds (hence why I'm going back to my diet).

 

Sunday funday as usual!!! I made frozen strawberry daiquiris and we invited my mom over for a mini cookout. We played some cornhole/baggo and I took her for her first ride on the quad!!!

 Me and J

Love these two!

My little man, totally exahausted and sleeping sitting up

 Mr. Incredible

 Dangerous Daiquiris!!!!

 Apparently Graycie likes vodka/soda.

redneck sundays!

 Mom's first quad ride. I'm telling you right now, her hands may be up in the air as if she is enjoying it but I've never heard more swear words come out of her mouth before!!! lol!

 I also think that my breasts are damaged for life as she refused to hold around my waste! 

Josh goes to see another back specialist today, positive vibes and thoughts wanted! 

So what did you do this weekend???

Are you Twerking today?

Thank you all for being so patient and desperately awaiting my return to blog world! Bahahah! 
 Our vacation was amazing and has made me quite lazy in all aspects of my life right now! I need to get out of vacation mode!

I will be back in full effect next week for link ups and a vaca recap!

But for now I'll leave you with this....
Caution* If you do not want to catch yourself singing "Twerking by the Batteries" all day, do not watch this.